Surrender. Wait,
what? Surrender? Don't worry, it's a ruse—if we pretend to give up
and allow the aliens to herd us into their ships, we can surprise
them by attacking from the inside, avoiding those pesky starship
shields that deflect even nuclear attacks (Independence Day, War of
the Worlds.) While the aliens might recognize guns as weapons,
grenades, knives, and other weapons might escape notice. Depending on
the actual type of alien we're dealing with, martial arts might even
be an effective surprise against the tiny, big-headed aliens that
have allowed their muscles to atrophy over the millenia while relying
too heavily on technology.
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