Just listen to the Galactic News
Network and you'll hear something about an alien lifeform. The other
day, there was a travel advisory warning that a tradeship reported a
Gangrid infestation in their cargo bay. Authorities responded by
isolating and fumigating the ship, and the crew was put into
quarantine until the ISU-Department of Health had confirmed total
cleansing. Another report indicated that the Yilm Botantical Gardens
were closed because they found the drained corpse of a missing dog
near a plant that looked like the beautiful Jalu. Apparently, impaler
hedges are able to mimic other plants now, so extermination teams are
in the process of rooting out other impalers while also testing the
area for seeds. There was at least some good news
yesterday--snapwhipper breeding season is over and the Reln have
lifted season hunting restrictions to contain the exploding
snapwhipper population. The daily bag limit is unlimited, but no more
than eight tusked snapwhippers may be killed per season. Children
hunt for free, as long as they are accompanied by an adult with a
hunting license!
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