Friday, May 23, 2014

Alien lifeforms (part 5)


Just listen to the Galactic News Network and you'll hear something about an alien lifeform. The other day, there was a travel advisory warning that a tradeship reported a Gangrid infestation in their cargo bay. Authorities responded by isolating and fumigating the ship, and the crew was put into quarantine until the ISU-Department of Health had confirmed total cleansing. Another report indicated that the Yilm Botantical Gardens were closed because they found the drained corpse of a missing dog near a plant that looked like the beautiful Jalu. Apparently, impaler hedges are able to mimic other plants now, so extermination teams are in the process of rooting out other impalers while also testing the area for seeds. There was at least some good news yesterday--snapwhipper breeding season is over and the Reln have lifted season hunting restrictions to contain the exploding snapwhipper population. The daily bag limit is unlimited, but no more than eight tusked snapwhippers may be killed per season. Children hunt for free, as long as they are accompanied by an adult with a hunting license!

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